The American Dossier
(RedState)
Well, well, well.
A new report affirms the existence of Adam and Eve. According to the Daily Mail, a new scientific study claims humanity spawned from a single couple, between 100,000 and 200,000 years ago.
The deduction was made, even against the wish of one researcher: David Thaler of the University of Basel, Switzerland, did all he could to prevent it:
“This conclusion is very surprising. And I fought against it as hard as I could.”
Thaler and Senior Research Associate Mark Stoeckle analyzed the DNA of 5 million human and non-human animals. Their finding was thus: [We] deduced that we sprang from a single pair of adults after a catastrophic event almost wiped out the human race.”